Monday, 28 July 2025

I'm Sorry That I Broke Your Heart

 I'm sorry that I broke your heart, but I'm good at sewing.

I've got a needle and a thread right here, just let me get going

I can sew it back together, if I try really hard,

Just don't interrupt me, or fact quote bombard,

I'm sorry that I broke your heart, but I'm good at sewing.


I'm sorry that I broke your heart, but I've got a stapler!

I'm just gonna line it all up, with some surgical tape yeah!

Just stand perfectly still and try not to move.

If you wriggle or you giggle then things won't improve.

I'm sorry that I broke your heart, but I've got a stapler!


Are you ready?

I've got sellotape, blu-tack, pritt stick, cow gum,

No more nails, parcel tape, superglue and some.

We can make it all alright.

I just need one Frankenstein night!

I've got sellotape, blu-tack, pritt stick, cow gum,

No more nails, parcel tape, superglue and some.

We can make it all alright, 

Just believe and hold me tight!


I'm sorry that I broke your heart, but your mouth's still working.

It's nagging and it's moaning a lot, and your body's jerking.

Would you please stand still, cos I need to fix you up.

Just cool it for a minute; Don't you ever SHUT UP?!


Are you ready?

I've got sellotape, blu-tack, pritt stick, cow gum,

No more nails, parcel tape, superglue and some.

We can make it all alright.

I just need one Frankenstein night!

I've got sellotape, blu-tack, pritt stick, cow gum,

No more nails, parcel tape, superglue and some.

We can make it all alright, 

Just believe and hold me tight!


Woah-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh, woah- oh-oh, oooh.

Woah-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh, woah- oh-oh, oooh.

Woah-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh, woah- oh-oh, oooh.

Woah-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh, woah- oh-oh, oooh.


It's a crazy operation,

To stop our love disintegration,

You'd better have a hot reaction,

To my superglue love action!

It's a crazy operation,

To stop our love disintegration,

You'd better have a hot reaction,

To my superglue love action!


I've got you all STITCHED UP! You're all STITCHED UP! You're all STITCHED UP!

YEAH-EA-EAH!

You're all STITCHED UP! You're all STITCHED UP! You're all STITCHED UP!

YEAH-EA-EAH!

You're all STITCHED UP! I said you're all STITCHED UP! You're all STITCHED UP!

YEAH-EA-EAH!

You're all STITCHED UP! You're all STITCHED UP! You're all STITCHED UP!

YEAH-EA-EAH!    YEAH!




Why Wait?

Why wait? Until you're ready to go,

Why wait? Come on just give it a go!

Mistakes are how we learn,

And sometimes we get burned.

Why wait? Until the timing is right,

Why wait? Until the end is in sight,

You've got to take that leap!

So take my hand and let's jump in to the future!


1, 2, 3, 4, Go for it, now's the time!

1, 2, 3, 4, Go for it, time to shine!

1, 2, 3, 4, Go for it, now's the time!

1, 2, 3, 4, Go for it, time to shine!


Why wait? Until the stars are aligned?

Why wait? Until just everything's fine,

Step into the unknown,

Discover what you're shown.

Why wait? Until you've worked it all out,

Why wait? Until you're free of self-doubt,

You're stronger than you feel,

So take my hand and let's jump into the future!


1, 2, 3, 4, Go for it, now's the time!

1, 2, 3, 4, Go for it, time to shine!

1, 2, 3, 4, Go for it, now's the time!

1, 2, 3, 4, Go for it, time to shine!


Why wait? Until you're ready to go,

Why wait? Come on just give it a go!

Mistakes are how we learn,

And sometimes we get burned.

Why wait? Until the timing is right,

Why wait? Until the end is in sight,

You've got to take that leap!

So take my hand and let's jump in to the future!


1, 2, 3, 4, Go for it, now's the time!

1, 2, 3, 4, Go for it, time to shine!

1, 2, 3, 4, Go for it, now's the time!

1, 2, 3, 4, Go for it, time to shine!


Why wait, my friend?

Why wait? Come on!

Why wait, my friend?

Let's go right now!